Here are some are some tidbits of Van's typical shenanigans over the last week or so, in case you were wondering what life with an almost three year old is like.
They'll UNLOCK YOUR PHONE because they have crazy memories (I don't even remember how long ago I told him my passcode...weeks at least) and will take photos of their feet, forgetting to erase the evidence.
They enjoy trying to break into peoples' mailboxes with house keys.
They get distracted easily.
They (or at least mine) will wake up at 10:30 AM and ask you to lay them on the couch with their blanket while you make them toast because they are really lazy.
They are as random and exhausting as they are cute.